© Lanveril How many people miss these letters, anyhow? It’s 2095 for fuck’s sake. I can’t believe we haven’t solved the spam problem yet. Our inability to deal with Viagra emails is probably the sole reason the reapers exist at all. You miss the notification for your murder appointment and you only find out when the sky darkens overhead as your skin begins to boil. Anyone next to you is suddenly covered with what used to be inside of you, and all because we lost the spam war. Even worse, your beneficiary doesn’t get paid if the reapers have to dispatch you. It’s fucked up.
The Winners
The Winners
The Winners
© Lanveril How many people miss these letters, anyhow? It’s 2095 for fuck’s sake. I can’t believe we haven’t solved the spam problem yet. Our inability to deal with Viagra emails is probably the sole reason the reapers exist at all. You miss the notification for your murder appointment and you only find out when the sky darkens overhead as your skin begins to boil. Anyone next to you is suddenly covered with what used to be inside of you, and all because we lost the spam war. Even worse, your beneficiary doesn’t get paid if the reapers have to dispatch you. It’s fucked up.